Rendition to : A Holly Jolly Christmas

Have a holly capitalistic Christmas
its the best time of the year
Greenspan says the economy should grow
and our credit card debt should clear
Have a holly capitalistic Christmas
And when you walk down the street
let Greenspan know that Bush is a ho
A war spells out economic defeat!
Oh
No
the economic woe
Bankrupsy for UnitedAir to see
go buy a ticket to
an island in the carribean for me!
Have a holly capitalistic Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
oh what a folly
have a jolly
capitalistic christmas this year!

Have a holly capitalistic Christmas
Osama's most hated time of the year
America loves economic flow
Part of Saddams great fear
Have a jolly capitalistic Christmas
and when you and your friends meet
shout NO! to those leftists you know!
and everyone you cheat!
Oh 
Ho!
the christmas glow!
of shiny money for me!
But, when, you take it to
the bank they'll profit for free!
Have a jolly capitalistic Christmas
The Federal Treasury will cheer!
Oh lets be jolly
have a holly
capitalistic Christmas this year!